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Roles in Heaven

தயவு செய்து நகைசுவையாக மட்டும் எடுத்து கொள்ளவும்

Brahma - Systems Installation
Vishnu - Systems Administration & Support
Lakshmi -- Finance and Accounts consultant
Saraswati -Training and Knowledge Management
Shiva - DBA (Crash Specialist)
Ganesh -Quality Assuarance & Documentation
Narada -Data transfer
Yama -Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant
Chitragupta -IDP & Personal Records
Apsaras -Downloadable Viruses
Devas -Mainframe Programmers
Surya -Solaris Administrator
Rakshasas -In house Hackers
Ravan -Internet Explorer WWWF
Kumbhakarnan -Zombie Process
Lakshman -Support Software and Backup
Hanuman -Linux/s390
Vaali - MS Windows
Sugreeva -DOS
Jatayu -Firewall
Dronacharya -System Programmer
Vishwamitra -Sr. Manager Projects
Shakuni -Annual appraisal & Promotion
Valmiki -Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document)
Krishna -SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle )
Dharmaraj Yudhishthira -ISO Consultant (CMM level 5)
Arjun -Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him)
Abhimanyu -Trainee Programmer
Draupadi -Motivation & Team building
Bhima -MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM
Duryodhana -Microsoft product Written in VB
Karna -Contract programmer
Dhrutarashtra -Visual C++
Gandhari -Dreamweaver
100 Kauravas -Microsoft Service Packs and patches

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